* You have so many Email addresses you often get lost.
* Your website contains more pages than the complete works of Shakespeare.
* You secretly pray for your computer.
* You happily send replies to every junk email you receive.
* You have hundreds of internet friends but no real friends in the real world.
* The only way your family get to see you is through your Webcams.
* You remember all your internet addresses and passwords but forget your children’s names.
* You put your email address on forms where it asks for your home address.
* You have given your computer a cute name.
* You let your partner believe you’re having an affair so that you stay out late secretly surfing.
* You have lost more than three jobs ’cos you spend work time surfing.
* You’re reading this webpage
* Your website contains more pages than the complete works of Shakespeare.
* You secretly pray for your computer.
* You happily send replies to every junk email you receive.
* You have hundreds of internet friends but no real friends in the real world.
* The only way your family get to see you is through your Webcams.
* You remember all your internet addresses and passwords but forget your children’s names.
* You put your email address on forms where it asks for your home address.
* You have given your computer a cute name.
* You let your partner believe you’re having an affair so that you stay out late secretly surfing.
* You have lost more than three jobs ’cos you spend work time surfing.
* You’re reading this webpage
