Are you an Internet widow?
1) Does he turn the computer on more often than he turns you on?
2) Does he waste money buying computer gadgets instead of buying jewellery for you?
3) When he comes home from work what does he do first - kiss you or check for emails?
4) If the house caught fire would he rescue the computer first?
5) Was your last anniversary card delivered by email?
6) If you want to know where he is do you check his web site?
7) If you ran off with his computer what would he miss most - you or it?
8) Does he keep a photograph of you or his computer on his desk?
9) Does he spend more time running his fingers over the keyboard than over you?
10) Are you the main feature on his web site?
11) Does he take his laptop out more often than he takes you out?
Are you an Internet widower?
1) Does she whisper softly in your ear ‘I love your ISP’?
2) Does she love browsing cookery sites while you microwave diner?
3) Does she refuse to read your love letters unless they’re emailed?
4) Does she spurn you and take the laptop to bed with her?
5) Is her idea of a romantic night out going to an internet cafe?.
6) Is she is a member of eighty-six newsgroups but never talks to you?
7) Does she sneak away at every opportunity to share intimate moments alone with her computer?
8) Does she spend more time in chat rooms talking than with you in the bedroom?
9) Is she too busy surfing to notice when you come home from the office five hours late?
1) Does he turn the computer on more often than he turns you on?
2) Does he waste money buying computer gadgets instead of buying jewellery for you?
3) When he comes home from work what does he do first - kiss you or check for emails?
4) If the house caught fire would he rescue the computer first?
5) Was your last anniversary card delivered by email?
6) If you want to know where he is do you check his web site?
7) If you ran off with his computer what would he miss most - you or it?
8) Does he keep a photograph of you or his computer on his desk?
9) Does he spend more time running his fingers over the keyboard than over you?
10) Are you the main feature on his web site?
11) Does he take his laptop out more often than he takes you out?
Are you an Internet widower?
1) Does she whisper softly in your ear ‘I love your ISP’?
2) Does she love browsing cookery sites while you microwave diner?
3) Does she refuse to read your love letters unless they’re emailed?
4) Does she spurn you and take the laptop to bed with her?
5) Is her idea of a romantic night out going to an internet cafe?.
6) Is she is a member of eighty-six newsgroups but never talks to you?
7) Does she sneak away at every opportunity to share intimate moments alone with her computer?
8) Does she spend more time in chat rooms talking than with you in the bedroom?
9) Is she too busy surfing to notice when you come home from the office five hours late?
