* The homepage uses 8 inch high fonts - ’cos size does matter.
* It contains links to sex, football, sex, music, sex, pubs and sex.
* It loads quickly and then apologises embarrassingly.
* Initially it seems interesting but rapidly becomes boring.
* Its pages are untidy and disorganised.
* It displays a ‘Site under construction’ message but never changes.
* It includes photos of supermodels whom he claims are girlfriends.
You know a web site was created by a female if :-
* The homepage uses 16 shades of pink and 42 different fonts.
* It contains Links to fashion, poetry, TV soaps and shopping guides.
* It includes photos of family, friends, pets and everyone's babies.
* It has over 500 pages of gossip and scandal.
* It changes eight times a day.
* It takes 2 hours to load.
* Once a month it becomes emotional and irrational.
* It only loads if it’s included in your ‘Favorites’ list.
