The first 9-year-old boy asked his mom, "Mommy, is God male or female?
The mom said, "Son, God is both male and female."
The next confused 9-year-old boy asked his mom, "Mommy, is God black or white?
The mom said, "God is both black and white."
Another confused 9-year-old boy asked his mom, "Mommy, is God gay or straight?"
And the mom said, "Son, God is both gay and straight."
The last confused 9-year-old little boy asked his mom, "Mommy, is God Michael Jackson?"
