Six surgeons were sitting at a conference discussing their favourite patients when the first stated that he especially enjoyed operating on poets and artists because...
"When I cut them open, they are filled with beautiful colours and the operating room is bathed in their light."
"No No!" said the second surgeon, "I prefer operating on accountants. Inside them, everything is neat and orderly and all the parts are numbered."
"Nah," said the third surgeon, "librarians are by far the best.
Everything inside them is ordered alphabetically."
The fourth responds: "Fellas, you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded!"
The fifth intercedes: "Personally, I prefer engineers. They always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end."
"You're all wrong," said the sixth surgeon, "The best are lawyers. No guts, no spine, no heart...in fact, they only have two parts - their mouths and their rears, and both of those are interchangeable!"
"When I cut them open, they are filled with beautiful colours and the operating room is bathed in their light."
"No No!" said the second surgeon, "I prefer operating on accountants. Inside them, everything is neat and orderly and all the parts are numbered."
"Nah," said the third surgeon, "librarians are by far the best.
Everything inside them is ordered alphabetically."
The fourth responds: "Fellas, you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded!"
The fifth intercedes: "Personally, I prefer engineers. They always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end."
"You're all wrong," said the sixth surgeon, "The best are lawyers. No guts, no spine, no heart...in fact, they only have two parts - their mouths and their rears, and both of those are interchangeable!"
