Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance!
Only in America... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink! (and what's with the braille at the drive through ATM's?)
Only in America... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions!
Only in America... do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke!
Only in America... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters!
Only in America... do they leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless junk in the garage!
Only in America... do they use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so they won't miss a call from someone they didn't want to talk to in the first place!
Only in America... do they buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight!
Only in America... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink! (and what's with the braille at the drive through ATM's?)
Only in America... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions!
Only in America... do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke!
Only in America... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters!
Only in America... do they leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless junk in the garage!
Only in America... do they use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so they won't miss a call from someone they didn't want to talk to in the first place!
Only in America... do they buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight!
